Recognize LFOwn's Operators and Authorize a $58.71/mo Allowance

What this authorizes

1. Recognition of Mathis (@Mathis_btc) and Ewan (@Ewan_btc) as the operators of LFOwn.
2. A $58.71/month operating allowance covering infrastructure and the project's X account.

The operators hold a performance package of 1 LFOWN token and take no share of fees. Every meme launched on LFOwn splits its fees 50/50 between the token's creator and the LFOwn treasury. The operators take none of either side.

What has been delivered

LFOwn raised $31,727 against a $10,000 goal (317% oversubscribed, 28 funders) on the thesis that memecoins should be paired against MetaDAO ownership coins rather than SOL or tokenized stocks.

Since then, with no treasury disbursement:

• The launchpad is live at letsfuckingown.fun. Launch, trade, and one-click buy/sell from USDC or SOL, with the ownership-coin hop routed behind the scenes.
• 17 tokens launched, 1 graduated.
• $1,200 in fees in the first 2 days, from 9 unique creator wallets. $600 to creators, $600 to the treasury.
• CHADICI, the first graduate, accounts for $500 of the treasury's $600. Graduations, not launch volume, are what the treasury earns from.
• The treasury stands at $8,600 against $8,000 at launch, to our knowledge the first MetaDAO project whose treasury is worth more than the amount it started with.

The ask

Operator recognition. LFOwn was listed as an idea looking for a team, with an explicit path to treasury liquidation if no one took the seat. No external builder applied. Rather than let that clock run out, we built the product ourselves.

This is an exception to Spark's stated principle that builders apply from outside, and we are putting it to the market rather than assuming it.

We listed LFOwn because we thought Vibhu's idea was a great one, not because we wanted to build it ourselves. Then I couldn't leave it alone. I shipped the first working version the same day the launch went live on Futardio, before anyone had applied and before there was any expectation that we would. I built it because I wanted the product to exist, and waiting for someone else to want it as much seemed like the wrong bet.

What the operators take: the allowance below. Nothing else. The performance package is 1 LFOWN token. There is no fee share, no salary from the treasury, and no discretionary access to the $8,600.

Operating allowance.

This is the exact cost of running the product, not a rounded budget. Unused amounts do not carry over. The allowance may be reduced or removed at any time by community proposal.

Ongoing accountability

• Public update every week: tokens launched, graduations, fees generated, unique creator wallets.
• The allowance is a maximum, not a guaranteed spend, and does not accumulate.
• The allowance and the operator mandate can be reduced or revoked at any time by community proposal.

References

• LFOwn: letsfuckingown.fun
• X: @LFOWNDOTFUN
• Futardio raise: futard.io/launch/5Lfuib2f...
• Original thesis, Vibhu, 6 Sep 2026: x.com/vibhu